Vanilla Ice Cream

Have a seat and listen Please, don't say a thing In matters of the heart sometimes The truth will have a sting Just don't take it personally This is no attack But we will never last because I'm white And you are also white I only like black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away If you're a Nubian, I want you to be in every fantasy But if you're a whitey, say "nighty-nighty" You're just not the girl for me Oh, I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread Don't call it Jungle Fever 'cause that just isn't right I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away If you're a cracker, you better get blacker Or else you best get out It is no mystery, I like a sister See, that's what I'm talkin' about Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory" And we'll sing Christmas carols 'round the old Kwanza tree But color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class It's all about her heart, okay, it's partly about that ass! I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the café au lait Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away If you're a honkey, you're singin' the wrong key It's the honest truth The skin that she's dwellin' in must contain melanin That is the fountain of youth Thomas Jefferson Robert DeNiro David Bowie To a certain extent Ted Dansen Strom Thurmond! Strom Thurmond! Yeah!