If I Only Where Lazy

I wake up at noon

And go out in the kitchen

Open up the fridge

And have a can of beer

Back to bed and sleep another hour

Babe, I'm trying to forget

Your telephone number

But I wouldn't call, I wouldn't call

I wouldn't call, I wouldn't call

If I only were lazy

If I were lazy

If I only were lazy

If I were lazy

I never put my feet up

I never sleep or rest

Sure I'm going crazy

So I think it would be best

If I didn't call

If I didn't call, I didn't call

If I didn't call, I didn't call

If I only were lazy

If I were lazy

If I only were lazy

If I were lazy

If I were lazy

If I were lazy

If I were lazy

If I were lazy

If I only were lazy

If I were lazy

If I only were lazy

If I were lazy

If I were lazy

If I only were lazy

If I were lazy

If I only were lazy