I was wearing my pink polo
In this 'ol rowdy redneck bar
I was getting lots of strange looks
Just like a baby in a jar
And then this big ol' surly cowboy
He got right up in my face
He said if you're some kind of homo
You need to get out of this place
And I said ... hold on a minute
I'm queer
For the rodeo
And I'm gay for the red, white and blue
I'm kinda faggy for guns, dogs and pickup trucks
And I love A Boy Named Sue
But if you're saying what I'm thinking
I think I need to set you straight
It ain't nothin' but my own damn business
How I orientate
Well that 'ol cowboy started laughing
He said "I like the way you think
I got a brother in the navy
He's always prancing around in pink
People say that he's a nancy
But I don't think that it's true
I guess it really doesn't matter
Because I feel the same as you"
I'm queer for the rodeo
And I'm gay for the red, white and blue
I'm kinda faggy for guns, dogs and pickup trucks
And I love A Boy Named Sue
But if you're saying what I'm thinking
I think I need to set you straight
It ain't nothin' but my own damn business
How I orientate
I'm queer for the rodeo
And I'm gay for the red, white and blue
I'm kinda faggy for guns, dogs and pickup trucks
And I love A Boy Named Sue
But if you're saying what I'm thinking
I think I need to set you straight
It ain't nothin' but my own damn business
How I orientate
No, it ain't nothing but my own damn business
How I orientate
