Women

When I was just a youngster Playing with my toys My daddy came and warned me That girls are not like boys My daddy was right Oh my daddy was right I got a little older an' Saw that it was true I still wasn't ready For all that women do My daddy was right Oh my daddy was right Well the lord is drunk on whiskey And how I think she will miss me As I'm walking down the stairs Well I'm stuck in history And damn she just won't kiss me Why is this not fair? Now I have been around And I have seen the truth My daddy told me All I thought I knew My daddy was right Oh my daddy was right Now I have been around an' I can plainly see That every other woman Is as crazy as can be My daddy was right Oh my daddy was right Well the lord is drunk on whiskey And how I think she will miss me As I'm walking down the stairs Well I'm stuck in history And damn she just won't kiss me Why is this not fair? Now im old And crazy as can be My daddy was right And I just could not see That women are crazy But that's what I love about them That they are so incredibly God damn sexy So damn sexy So damn sexy So damn sexy So damn sexy Hope they drunk on whiskey Hope your drunk on whiskey These girls maybe sexy With eyes so magnificently Guilty as can be Crazy as can be Oh CRAZY! Oh oh crazy Crazy as can be