Fast Boat to Sydney (Mono)

Oh, I'm a cheat and I'm a liar

Aw, but you're a lovin' ball of fire

I'll leave you like a bum without a penny

And while I'm home with the blues

I'll be hoppin' like a kangaroo

When I get off of that fast boat to Sydney

I said, Listen to me, babe

I gave up the lovin' trade

I'm tired of all this runnin', jumpin', playin'

But, you like it down under the world

With the Australian girls

And there's not a word of truth in what you're sayin'

Oh, but, I'm a cheat and I'm a liar

And you're a lovin' ball of fire

Honey, I'll leave you like a bum without a penny

And while I'm home with the blues

I'll be hoppin' like a kangaroo

When I get off of that fast boat to Sydney

This is my greatest act

I've come boomerangin' back

Grinnin' like a Rudolph Valentino

But, then you grab your travel log

Like a swingin' grinnin' dog

And hop on that fast boat to Sydney

'Cause I'm a cheat and I'm a liar

But, you're a lovin' ball of fire

Honey, I'll leave you like a bum without a penny

And while I'm home with the blues

I'll be hoppin' like a kangaroo

When I get off of that fast boat to Sydney