Santa's Got a Brand New Bag

Santa's got a brand new bag Come on, children Dig the crazy scene He's oh so fat But his beard is pretty clean It ain't no drag Santa's got a brand new bag Come on, children Dig the crazy scene I said he's fat But his beard is still clean It ain't no drag Santa's got a brand new bag He's doing The Jerk He's doing The Fly Don't play him cheap 'cause you know he can try He's doing The Monkey The Mashed Potato Jump Back Jack See you later, alligator Come now, children And dig the crazy scene He's oh so fat But his beard is pretty clean It ain't no drag Santa's got a brand new bag He's doing The Jerk He's doing The Fly Don't play him cheap 'cause you know he can try He's doing The Monkey The Mashed Potato Jump Back Jack See you later, alligator Come now, children Dig the crazy scene He's oh so fat But his beard is still clean He ain't no drag Santa's got a brand new bag Santa, he's doing The Jerk Santa is doing The Jerk He's doing The Twist Just like this He's doing The Fly every day and every night Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey I said he uptight You're outta sight You're alright You got the power Power to give To give the gifts To all the kids Santa, Santa Santa, Santa Mr. Santa Claus, Santa Claus You're alright You're alright We love Santa Santa Claus In his sleigh With his reindeer His great big new bag Ever seen his chimney? His reindeer Rudolph Santa