Please Don't Touch

Can't play pretty tunes

My head is always messy

And I can't walk in a straight line

My path is always, always gritty

And I like to play piano

But it's often out of tune

And there are lots of broken fingers

In the dark parts of my room

Please don't touch

Please don't stop and stare

Yes, I thank you for your kindness

But there's sadness in the air

Please don't touch

'Cause it makes me jitter

Although I lost my mind, sir

I think you lost yours quicker

Please don't touch

Love me tender, love me true

Show your colours black and blue

Make another cuppa

On the sofa eating marmalade

And I hate to brag, now it's forgotten

Feeling strange and looking rotten

Fighting like a soldier

Over skinny jeans and pick and mix

Please don't touch

Please don't stop and stare

Yes, I thank you for your kindness

But there's sadness in the air

Please don't touch

'Cause it makes me jitter

And although I lost my mind, sir

I think you lost yours quicker

Please don't touch

Fickle like a foot machine

Playing with the cruise ship queen

Taking all his apples

And then going to play hide and seek

And unless you feel me

Please don't break me

Please don't let that rat man take me

'Cause he thinks I'm weird

Well what's a girl to do?

Please don't touch

Please don't stop and stare

Yes, I thank you for your kindness

But there's sadness in the air

Please don't touch

'Cause it makes me jitter

And lthough I lost my mind, sir

I think you lost yours quicker

Please don't touch