General Store

Mornin' Lucilla (Mornin' Lucilla) Why mornin' Cecil, Earl. What can I do for ya? I seen a harness t'was offered for sale In your brand new catalogue It pulls at your mouth And fits under your tail And gives you a real smart jog. Why, mornin' Ms Barry, Miss Pye Now what can I do for you today? Have you got a garment That's offered for sale In the new spring almanac It takes all the flesh That you have in the front And moves it around in back. That's a sinch Here try this on your player piano. Why, Mr Cuthbert, What can i do for you? Well now I... I is Mr Blair anywhere's about? Why no, he's gone for the day. The day? Oh dear. Step over here, I'm at your service What can I do for you? Well I... I ...er Please don't be nervous I've nothing else to do. I want some puff... puff Puff? Puff? How's that again Matthew? Have you got puff. Puff? Pipe tabacco? I'll wrap a tin of Old Chum No No No I want some pu pu pu puff Parafin oil? Coming right up one drum. Have you got puff... puff? Paris perfume? No Right now we're all out of stock I want some pu.pu.pu.puff Pickled preserves Pickled preserves, one crock My only aim in life Is but to please you. A General Store is just the place To meet the needs of the human race. What I really came for I really can't say. It's more like... oops Potatoes? Why that's on special today Oh! Now that's what I really wanted Pink pills? Peppercorns? Peaches? Pears? Plums? ...pitch forks? Our only aim in life Is but to please you. A General Store is just the place To meet the needs Of the human race Put down six and carry two. Is there anything else I can do for you? Rachel?? Oh, Excuse me Lucilla. Oh Rachel please you gotta help me Now let's see What do we got here? Parafin Oil, Pipe Tabacco Pickled preserves, peppercorns Potatoes. Puffed Sleeves? Puffed Sleeves? Puffed Sleeves! Hey?? Charge it!