Don't Bring Lulu

Your presence is requested from little Johnny Wyms With this invitation The restipulation When you attend this party, you will all be treated right But there's a wild and woolly woman you boys can't invite You can bring ... an ... nice girl But don't bring Lulu You can bring Rose with a turn-up nose But don't bring Lulu Lulu always wants to do what we boys don't want her to When she straps herself around, London bridge has fallen down You can bring cake or porterhouse steak But don't bring Lulu Lulu gets blue and she goes for a cool ice block on the shelf She's the kind of smarty, who breaks up every party All about Lulu, don't bring Lulu I wouldn't bring her myself We all went to the party At real-high-toner fair And then along came Lulu As well as Anny Sulu She started into Charleston And all the boys did stare But when she did the Hula-Hula then she got the You can bring ... the old red bandit But don't bring Lulu You can bring Tess with an Oh and Yes But don't bring Lulu Lulu has the reddest hair... red here and red there How can we boys keep our heads ... go out when they see red You can bring peas and ... and cheese But don't bring Lulu Give her two beers Then she tears more tears Then she throws cups off the shelf When she laughs with feelin's The boys all hit the ceiling All about Lulu Don't bring Lulu She'll come here herself