I Like Trains

I like trains I like trains Oh, oh, oh Hey! Have you heard of the I Like Trains kid? He's pretty cool, but there might there's something wrong with him I don't know if he's cursed, or if it's something with his brain But the only thing he ever says is (I like trains) I like trains I like trains Oh, oh, oh From birth the I Like Trains kid never spoke a word Not even to his parents, not a single sound was heard But on the first day of school the teacher asked his name All he did was smile as he said (I like trains) I like trains I like trains Oh, oh, oh They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help The doctor found the perfect dose and asked him how he felt He stared at the doctor with that same creepy smile And the I Like Trains kid said: (I feel great!) He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life He met a nice girl who he asked to be his wife As they stood at the altar, and prepared to say their vows He put a ring on her finger, and he said I like trains I like trains Oh, oh, oh Got bad grades? I like trains! Awkward date? I like trains! Don't like trains? I like trains I like trains Oh, oh, oh I like trains I like trains Oh, oh, oh