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Cd Repair Guy

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Comedy

Cd Repair Guy was released on July 5, 2011 by There Might Be Cake as a part of the album Original Uncool

Song Details

AlbumOriginal Uncool

Release DateJuly 5, 2011

LabelThere Might Be Cake

LanguageEnglish

Melodicness

Acousticness

Valence

Danceability

Energy

BPM

OVERVIEW

LYRICS

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Greg Behrendt

Performer

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Greg Behrendt

Songwriter

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Greg Behrendt

Executive Producer

David-Martin

Executive Producer

Jon Thoday

Executive Producer

Julie James

Executive Producer

Richard Allen-Turner

Richard Allen-Turner

Executive Producer

Lyrics

Now, had this incident with the security guard been an isolated one

I would have just written it off. I would have said, "Well, that dude

Don't know me. He don't know the magic that I'm bringing as a 42-

Year-old. He don't know about the CDs in my car and how my shit's

Decorated at home. He hasn't seen my

Wife. He doesn't know how cool I am."

A couple days later, my compact disc player breaks. So I take it to

Compact disc player repairman, young gentleman in his 20s, all right?

And I have some tattoos and piercings, but this dude had horns or

Some shit. He had horns, and I think he actually had the head

Of a ram grafted onto his skull. And it was cool! And he looked

Good! I'm not fucking knocking him. Good for you, dude

Can't pull it off. And I don't think we're bros. I just want

My compact disc player fixed without a problem, that's all

I'm just nice, man. I would give him a smile, you know? I'm like

"Hey, man. My compact disc player's broke." I said, "Don't be

A dick." But dude can't let it lay there 'cause he's young

Looks at me, looks at the compact disc player, looks back

At me, looks at the compact disc player. Opens up the

Compact disc player, takes out the compact disc and goes, "

Mmm. Here's your problem, dude. You listen to shitty music."

"Uh, first off, uh, Duran Duran were a vital... yeah, yeah, yeah

You never been hungry like the wolf, bitch? I'll tear those antlers

Off, I swear to God. Her name was Rio, and you can step the fuck

Outside, my friend. It's on. Oh yeah, let's go to the gun show."

And underneath his fucking Death Cab for Cutie hoodie or

Whatever he's wearing, something fucking hip, he's wearing a

Phil Collins t-shirt. And I'm like, "How can you make fun of

Duran Duran? You're wearing a Phil Collins t-shirt, dude. Phil

Collins." And he goes, "Yeah, dude, I'm wearing it as a joke."

See? He's 20. He has access to irony. I wear a Phil Collins t-

Shirt, fucking creepy old guy. Getting old's a bitch, man. And

There's a lot of young dudes here tonight. And you're like, "

I ain't going out like that, bro." Oh yes, motherfucker, you are

So hear me tonight a little bit, and listen to me, and

Maybe you will enjoy what you have, for it shall be taken

From you quickly. Hear me tonight with your tight skin

And your judgment. Listen to me so that you can appreciate

What you have, for it shall be taken from you momentarily

Written by: Greg Behrendt

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