On a strange planet in a far distant galaxy

There were three teenage sharks that were visited by humans

And given advanced laser technology from the future

The sharks joined man in a battle against evil across the universe Join the adventures of Laser Sharks and the humans of tomorrow!

Now here comes a different product of evolution

Here to crush the revolution

Mutants from outer space

American all the way

They came to save the day

(It's the Laser Sharks!)

Man gave them laser beams

To protect the American dream

Lasers from the dark

(It's the Laser Sharks!)

They're taken from their home world

Indoctrinated and created

To serve aliens that claim to be their friends

Mutants from outer space

American all the way

They came to save the day

(That's right, that's right, come on now!)

Man gave them laser beams

To protect the American dream

Lasers from the dark

(It's the Laser Sharks!)

Shiawase na same, same

Shiawase na same, same

Shiawase na laser same

Shiawase na laser sa-

Amerika ga masatta

Kuukan ni nippon ga ittekimashita

Wareware wa kuukan ni shiawase na same hakken

Wareware wa, reza o setchi

Ima, watashitachi wa hangeki

Wareware wa katsu