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Keep It Real

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Comedy

Keep It Real was released on May 20, 2014 by Tony Woods as a part of the album Ishboo in Philly

Song Details

AlbumIshboo in Philly

Release DateMay 20, 2014

LabelTony Woods

LanguageEnglish

Melodicness

Acousticness

Valence

Danceability

Energy

BPM181

OVERVIEW

LYRICS

Credits

Lyrics

Hey what?

Rewind, rewind

Hey, rewind, rewind, rewind, rewind

Step into the place of a step career

I got you on the tip

I got the hip-hop shit to make you break your neck

I got you on the tip

And you know we come through with the disco rap

I got you on the tip

Throw your hands in the air, never disrespect

Okay

We gon' make it real

That's, that, okay, I'ma do that tonight

I don't know how the fuck you expect me to make it real in here

You know what I'm sayin? 'Cause look at the, look at the room

Little candles and shit, you know, little couch

We gon' make it real

See that? The ceiling?

That's so it look like we outside

But we know we inside

That's why you want me to make it real, 'cause they tryna trick us

We know what y'all up to in Philly

Right, D.C.?

Keep it real

It's comedy though, it's supposed to be bullshit

I mean, you know I can't keep it that real, I be talkin' 'bout shit

Up here that's, it's kinda true, but not really true

So, you know, you kinda throw me off by sayin' "Keep it real"

'Cause I ain't plannin' on lyin'

She say "Sorry"

It's aight, it's okay

It is all good, I guess

I'm tryin' to think of some shit to say

She fucked it up now, I was all

I was all ready to tell y'all a good gang of lies

She said "Keep it real", hmmm

I might get myself in trouble

I think women can handle "keep it real" better than men though

Yeah, you ever be with somebody, you say "

Come on, tell me, you know, how, you know

How many motherfuckers do you know

How, how many motherfuckers you fuck?"

"Why don't you tell me?" He be like

"Well you know, I ain't, like, Sheila, Lisa, Tammy, that's it"

"What about the bitch who paid you?"

"Oh, and, and her, you know

I ain't like her"

"What about the girl who say you're the first love, you ain't fuck?"

"Okay, her too"

"What about that girl who walked up on us this morning?"

"Okay, her too, damn"

"What, that's what, that's just three?"

"****, you can't count?"

And then women, sometimes, you know

Some motherfuckers just, like, let it out

"How many?"

"Uh, I think really, like, uh, maybe like a hundred and ten

But I mean, I ain't like before them motherfuckers"

And then, and then women tell you, women always say

"Mmm, I haven't had sex in two years"

Oh, bitch, please

They ain't even pull they drawers off and the pussy shaved, come on

You just shavin' it for yourself, what?

Oh, you a stripper, what the fuck?

"I just like to keep myself in case"

What the fuck, in case? You forget

After two years, in case is just not even

That don't even matter no more, in case

When you pull the drawers down and there be a big afro down there

You go, "Oh, okay"

"You really wasn't expectin' nothin', huh, was you?

Tell by the big-ass drawers you got on

You ain't think nothin' was gon' happen, did you?

Yeah, I believe you"

That whole condom thing is fucked up too, ain't it?

'Cause, you know, safe sex, you

Pull a condom, oh, you just think you gon' fuck somebody?

Well, yeah

Tryna keep it real

You ever meet somebody who dumb and don't know it?

Really, some motherfuckers stupid don't know they stupid

Like, some motherfuckers dumb and they accept it

Like, you say "Oh man, read this"

"Wait, you know I can't read them big words, man"

Aight, cool, he has accepted his position

But some motherfuckers stupid don't know it

Just say dumb shit with a gang of confidence

This motherfucker

I, I met this girl at a New Year's Eve party

Stupid as shit

She was, but I didn't care, 'cause, you know, I wanted to fuck her

And we get back to the hotel and all this stuff, we kiss and

You know, butt-naked and all this

And um, I got conscious, I said "Hey, I don't have any condoms"

She said "Me neither"

I was like "Damn", she said "Damn"

She says "Oh well, you gon' have to fuck me in the butt"

Oh-ho, you are missin' the point

For real, you know, you, you not

Understandin' the whole condom shit here

She said "No, no, no, I can't get pregnant in the butt"

I said "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

And she's bent over, I said "Well, I can't look like a punk"

I just stood behind her and stuck my thumb in her butt

She said, she, she still didn't know

She said "Ooh, your dick so pointy

How you make it move like that?"

"I'm double-jointed"

What is this, corn?

You stupid

Sorry

And see these women, they just got here, they just sittin' up front

They go "Ugh, what kind of show is this?"

We keepin' it real

That's, that's our thing for tonight, we will keep it real

Written by: Anthony S. Cruz, Nasir Jones, Oliver Augusta Scott, Ronny Wilson

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