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Bye Bye Blackbird
59
Standup Comedy
Bye Bye Blackbird was released on March 14, 2000 by Uproar Entertainment as a part of the album Watch It Sucker
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Release DateMarch 14, 2000
LabelUproar Entertainment
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM59

Credits

Lyrics

A girl went to a doctor and she wanted to be examined. The
Doctor says, "Well lady, I have to take your temperature
Through your rectum." She said, "That's quite alright with me."
(That hurts) It didn't hurt her honey. So anyway, he stuck it in
Her rectum and it got good to her. So pretty soon she started
Hollerin', "Huh, huh Doctor, huh, daddy please. Uh uh, doctor
Right over here, right over here a little bit, right over to
The left. Right there, right there, right there, right there
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! You motherfucker. Huh, shit, ooh
Sock it to me doctor. Oh my God." And pretty soon it hurt a little
Bit, she said, "Wait a minute doctor, hell that ain't my rectum."
The doctor said, "No, and that ain't my thermometer either."
By then her husband walked through the door, "Yeah," he said, "
That son of a bitch better have numbers on it when you pull it out."
Written by: Mort Dixon, Ray Henderson
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