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Mrs. Robinson
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Standup Comedy
Mrs. Robinson was released on January 20, 2004 by Uproar Entertainment as a part of the album The Realitychick
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Release DateJanuary 20, 2004
LabelUproar Entertainment
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM103

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

Lyrics

You gotta know what you want and it's not a level of maturity
I personally am thrilled that my boyfriend is my own age. I'm happy
About that because for a while there you know I was doing like the
Mrs. Robinson thing but now there's officially a generational
Difference. What's your name sweetheart? Sergio. Do you know who Mrs
Robinson is? No I do not. See you know how tragic that is? If I have
To explain to you that I'm coming on to you that's just pathetic
You should just see the leopard panties and know it's game on. Mrs
Robinson is from a movie called The Graduate. It's this older woman
She gets this little dude and rides him like a Harley in second gear
It's a wonderful movie. It's a love story. Rent it. But there's a
Generational difference now because little dudes, they're pierced
And if you can get over the piercing they're tattooed and if you can
Get over the tattoos they shave their bodies. I see 'em at the gym
Over there at the sports, I call it the sports erection. Cause you
See 'em all shaved up and oiled up like little adventure people, you
Know. And I read in Maxim they shave their hoo-has. I don't wanna see
That. It'd be like a baby bird like "eeh eeh eeh eeh." I don't want
That. I want a hairy chubby man. I want a man. He drops his pants I
Want it to look like a buzzard hanging
Out of his nest on a cliff wall
Written by: Paul Simon
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