Bit Part Actor

Bit Part Actor

He plays Charlie in the factory

And Benji on a tractor

And a woman from Max Factor

And an Irish Subcontractor

Cheerful 'Arry the Innkeeper tells

Our 'ero of an important news story

The honest ranch-hand speaking

Out against the injustice of his lot in

The presence of the Sheriff

A young and pretty W.A.C. drives

A General to an Arab town

Page enter stage left, "I have

Brought a message from the Queen my Lord"

Exit stage right

The young space cadet crashing

Spectacularly into the enemy mothership

Superstitious natives dancing

Wildly round a sacrificial fire

He'll never make the Rolling Stone

They'll never photograph his home

But yet without them all the stars

Would be alone