Sometimes It Takes Balls to Be a Woman

Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman Standing up to a test While wearing a party dress Sometimes looks can be deceiving When you're quietly over-achieving Oh sometimes it takes balls to be a woman She's a socialite, a decent housewife And she makes a mean lasagna So when the mechanic, said Lady don't panic But this one's gonna cost ya' She said I know I don't need my engine rebuilt Now just check the oil and change the belt Honey, I know you thought you saw me coming' Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman Standing up to a test While wearing a party dress Sometimes looks can be deceiving When you're quietly over-achieving Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be a woman He says he should repent for the money I spent On shoes and bags and jewelry Well To hell with that, my hard working ass Ain't gonna sit before a jury I say now isn't a mighty small price to pay For all the love I send your way Honey when it comes down to the plumbin' Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman Sometimes It takes balls to be a woman Standing up to a test While wearing a party dress Sometimes looks can be deceiving When you're quietly over-achieving Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be a woman Look at Dolly and Loretta They still live it to the letter Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be a woman Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be Big big big big balls to be Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman