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Twenty years and going strong
He's never kissed a girl besides his mom
He's got a throw pillow from his favorite show
He wears a f- fedora everywhere he goes
I don't think this guys on this world
He thinks that just being nice should get him the girl
So now he'll complain on how he thought it should be
"Why does this always happen to me?"
To me
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid
Lonely loser chewing a toothpick
Bustin' the door, trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy
So sorry, Jack, be-better luck next time
Girls just suck, they're out of touch
I guess that asking for a quick one is just too much
So, she's a bitch 'cause she doesn't like you back
She's Omega, you're the Alpha of your own wolf pack
But, come tonight, he's gonna think of you and
He's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand
Hugging his pillow, crying himself to sleep
"That's a girl that was meant to be with me"
With me
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid
Lonely loser chewing a toothpick
Bustin' the door, trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy
So sorry, Jack, be-better luck this time
What's the matter? Never had her
Find another, hide your daughters
Stuck up your pride, go with the ride
Sometimes you lose, she doesn't want you
What's the matter? Never had her (she's gone)
You'll be alright, better luck next time
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid
Lonely loser chewing a toothpick
Bustin' the door, trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy
So sorry, Jack, better luck this time
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid
Lonely loser chewing a toothpick
Bustin' the door, trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy
So sorry, Jack, better luck this time
Wait, don't go, hold on
I know we were meant to be
One chance, please stay
I guess you're happy without me
Written by: A, Scratch21, obeyed walrus
