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Relatively Merry
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Rock
Relatively Merry was released on December 9, 2014 by Alex Castle as a part of the album Relatively Merry - Single
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Release DateDecember 9, 2014
LabelAlex Castle
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM106

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Alexander Scott Castle
Alexander Scott Castle
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Alexander Scott Castle
Alexander Scott Castle
Songwriter

Lyrics

another christmas eve on highway 44
we drove across the state through freezing rain
we came because we want to be with grandma
grandpa says she's circling the drain
you better not pout, you better not cry,
you better not sit in grandma's chair
you can give the gift of peace on earth
and keep our christmas relatively merry
don't ask grandma 'bout her whiskey
don't get between her and her smokes
don't interrupt her when she's talking
don't expect her to laugh at many jokes
please don't mention global warming
or your uncle's DUI
don't you dare bring up Obama
grandpa hates it when we fight
she'll say she never really cottoned to your kids
she'll throw your lousy marriage in your face
she'll ruthlessly emasculate your grandpa
so you better be good for goodness sake
we brought enough wine to drown a reindeer
and looks like Santa's early with the beer
so let's all have a pop for grandma
she's the reason we're all here
don't ask grandma 'bout her whiskey
don't get between her and her smokes
don't interrupt her when she's talking
don't expect her to laugh at many jokes
please don't mention Sarah Palin
or intelligent design
don't you dare bring up Benghazi
grandpa hates it when we fight
Written by: Alexander Scott Castle
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