Well hooray for baking soda ain't it neat

And cheers for national baking soda week

For folks that's young and folks that's old why carbonated soda will cure that cold

It cleans your teeth and prevents the flu

And you can use it in your car battery too

It puts out fire of fat or grease

Pass the baking soda please

Now if your biscuits, cakes or pies

Absolutely refuse to rise

Get the stuff that's always slick

That baking soda it does the trick

And if you're feeling far from placid

From an over excess of stomach acid

Just step right up and yell don't stammer

Get a big mess of that Arm & Hammer

And if you cannot clean your dentures

With any other commercial ventures

From Portland Maine to North Dakota

Smart folks dunk in baking soda

But beware your fun you botch

This ain't the kind you mix with scotch