Do That There (feat. Cut Chemist)

Ladies and fellas, I was hella bored So I pedaled hella hard To a seminar in Zanzibar Ben & Jerry, tennis star and Pat Benatar Ridin' on my handlebars That I had gaffled from a scrap metal yard When it fell apart, I got a rental car With mental Art Lemmon's credit card Double-parked on the boulevard in front of Cinnabon Won a tug-of-war with a minotaur Then I toured the far north on a Portuguese Man-o-War Santa Claus handed me a catalog The envelope attached on it said That you can have it all So I got an antelope from Manitoba Salad bowl, a catapult, a can of soda Paddleboat, a camera phone And also a Barry Manilow autographed cantaloupe And every episode of 'Solid Gold' The antidote to Babylon and Amazon In an acid-washed can of salt And her friend that tagged along Who looked at on Appolonia When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing I do that damn thing, I do that there When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing I do that damn thing, I do that there Here's the story folks Totally stoned, I rode the slopes of Mount Holyoke At 40 below, lo and behold My homey poked too many holes in my snowmobile wheels Now I'm rollin' on some Boboli's with spokes Had to pony up the dough to get it all green and gold Mumble ho, stole an Oreo, a Polaroid, some saltines An overcoat from Walgreens Some corduroys, some sardines, canola oil All singin', 'Row, Row, Row Ya Boat' On and on, with Obi-Wan Kenobi, Shinobi and Kobe Bryant Pokemon and Pinocchio on the Okefenokee Swamp Europe, Portugal, Tokyo, Borneo and Coney Island With the Horny Toad Memorial Orchestra with Barry White Lyrics Born on rhymes, Maury Povich on viola Berry Gordy on organ and Joe Torre on chimes Don Corleone gave accordions to Marlboro Marty When we recorded Jerome and Marcus singin', "Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh" When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing I do that damn thing, I do that there When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing I do that damn thing, I do that there When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing I do that damn thing, I do that there When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing I do that damn thing, I do that there Whoa, Einstein, do it Whoa, bring it back, now I met a hermit named Kermit McDermott with a learner's permit Curb swervin' in a purple Suburban, slurpin' an urange sherbert Eatin' a turnip with the words 'Dirty Dirty' Written in cursive on his Burberry turban It was curtains at the circus in Berkley Saw a turtle with a girdle, a squirrel with a curl And the world's biggest girl, Pearl Urkel swirled in a circle on a dirty-ass burgundy Murray bike I had some curry rice, a turkey burger and some curly fries Tried to return some worthless merchandise to Circuit City Customer service was certifiably shitty Courtesy clerk was nervous, kinda twitchy Had a dry-and-curl perm, reminded me of Lionel Richie Someone blurted out, "Burr" That's when I turned around, observed Truck Turner had the burner out and pointed at a surfer Mr. Furley burst out the beauty parlor in curlers And a security jersey, thermos full of Wild Turkey When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing I do that damn thing, I do that there When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing I do that damn thing, I do that there When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing I do that damn thing, I do that there When I do that damn thing, I do that damn thing I do that damn thing, I do that there Whoa, bring it back, now