John told it like it is, to him anyway

He explained: “She’s a rug mother baby, d’you know what I’m saying?”

Well it all makes perfect sense in your upstairs man

You can do what you want to whomever you please, whenever you can

Some love each other for life, hanging in there whatever

While some mothers eat carpet dude and bump their uglies together

Hauled in to Oregon and we rocked

There weren’t no earthquakes baby, they absorbed all the shocks

At the Horsebrass had to alter all the clocks

‘Cos we were staying out late looking for a place, looking for a place to rock, called the Chowbox

We had fun that night

At the Chowbox, yeah Will he made it alright

At the Chowbox it all tasted fine fi fi fine

My buddies Rick and Pete hit each other in the seat but that’s alright by me, this is the land of the free

I met a man I admire, that doesn’t happen too much

He drives an all party vehicle, that don’t mean nothing as such

Take a look around the bar, just think how lucky you are

You sure ain’t pretty people, but you drive luxury cars

Hauled in to Oregon and we rocked

There weren’t no earthquakes baby, they absorbed all the shocks

At the Horsebrass had to alter all the clocks

‘Cos we were staying out late looking for a place, looking for a place to rock, called the Chowbox

We had fun that night

At the Chowbox, yeah Will he made it alright

At the Chowbox it all tasted fine fi fi fine