Collagen Rock

The little kid pissed on the big kids porch

He thinks he's amazing he's rubbish of course

But one of those bands got paid I heard

One of those bands got paid

It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine

And their hair was a fucking delight

But one of those bands got paid I heard

One of those bands got fake tits, yeah

C-c-c-collagen rock!

And one of those bands got legs like you

And one of them got the stare

And one of those bands got found I heard

In a hole in Aberdare

Its easy to say now their trainers seemed fine

And their hair was a fucking delight

But one of those bands got paid I heard

One of those bands got fake tits, yeah

C-c-c-collagen rock!

You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth

You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth you got a

You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth

You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth you got a

You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth

You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth you got a

You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth

You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth you got a

One-two!

C-c-c-collagen rock!

C-c-c-collagen rock!

C-c-c-collagen rock!