Ecstasy - John Moses: Şarkı Sözleri, Müzik Videoları ve Konserler

Ecstasy

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Standup Comedy

Ecstasy adlı parça albümünün bir parçası olarak Uproar tarafından 6 Mayıs 2016 tarihinde yayınlandıUpper Middle Trash

Şarkı Bilgileri

AlbümUpper Middle Trash

Çıkış Tarihi6 Mayıs 2016

FirmaUproar

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Valence

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Enerji

GENEL BAKIŞ

ŞARKI SÖZLERI

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I don't know if I'm going to be able to

Live with my wife for the rest of my life

Cause I can't see that far into the future

Ten years seems like a stretch

Because ten years ago I was a completely different dude

I was gettin' high all the time

Gettin' punched out

Wakin' up in jail

There was a week I did so much ecstasy

I wasn't even sure if I was straight

Ecstasy is the gayest of all the drugs

And I was addicted to it for four summers

It was a seasonal addiction

One day

Me and my buddies ate all the pills that I

Was supposed to sell at the club that night

And when we got to the club they abandoned me

And this kid walked up to me and was like

"Hey Bro, do you want a light show?"

And I was like, "Alright"

And he goes, "Close your eyes"

I was so high I didn't think

"Shouldn't I have my eyes open for this light show?"

So, I'm standing there waiting for something to happen

And he just takes his hands and he runs them down my arms

And I'm high so it feels awesome

And then I remembered it's a dude that's making me feel awesome

And I opened my eyes

And I said, "What the fuck are you doing?"

And he goes, "Do you want me to stop?"

And I was like, "I don't know! I don't know!"

And then I looked out the corner of my eyes

And I could see my friends at the corner of the club going

"What the fuck!?"

And I was like, "Ahhhh! Yo, get the fuck

Out of here, man! Get the fuck out of here!"

They made me sit shotgun for like six months after that

"Like you sit up there by yourself. Plenty of leg space

Don't want you rubbin' up against us back here

You're on probation"

And I hope that I'm a better husband than I am a comedian

But being an average comedian has

Already set me up to be a shitty husband

Because what's the number one job of a good husband?

Provide

Number two job?

Don't fuck other women

But if you're really good at number one

Sometimes they'll let you slide a little bit at number two

So I've heard

That's what the reality shows tell me

I mean really good

Like Goldman Sachs, golden parachute, professional

Athlete, Ben Affleck, good at number one

Ladies, you never have to work again if you don't want to

You don't even have to take care of the kids

You got somebody for that

You can send them away to school

You got somebody to cook

You got somebody to clean

You have a whole village of Mexicans just upkeeping your house

Freeing you up to do whatever you want

Yoga, pottery, whatever floats your boat

Cause you get a boat

The only thing you have to do is stop asking

Questions you already know the answer to

Like, "Where were you last night?"

Can't ask that fucking question

You know

And my girl, you know my wife, she wants me to be successful

You know, successful enough to be comfortable and travel and stuff

But she doesn't want me to be famous

There's a big difference

Because she knows what happens to famous people

Famous people get fucked all the time

And how many blowjobs is a guy supposed to

Turn down over the course of a lifetime?

Really?

One?

I did that already

I was in Western Mass, six, seven years ago

It was a bar show

This hag comes up to me

She was like, "You're funny"

She goes, "You want me to suck your dick?"

I was like, "No, no"

But if my wife wasn't at that show

Maybe this story has a different ending

An ending that never gets told

Written by: John Adams

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