Wish I Was Anywhere Else

You're a very hard, hard person to meet

There's a pile of mice small top lying dead at your feet

I run the gambit

Clever to sweet

I wish I was anywhere

I wish I was anywhere else

Part of you has gotten up and gone

Part left behind just stifle a yawn

You'd be amazed how crab grass

Can ruin a lawn

I wish I was anywhere

I wish I was anywhere else

Do you drive to work

Or do you take the train

It's sure nice weather

If it doesn't rain

If there's something wrong

You could complain

I wish I was anywhere else

Conversation's always so difficult to find

Just once I'd like to touch on your mind

I've tried to be subtle

I've tried to be kind

I wish I was anywhere

I wish I was anywhere else

Anywhere else