(Intro)

Whooooo.... Sing it Bitch!

Uh, C-Lance MotherFuckers!

Straight outta rehab MotherFuckers!

Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo

Verse 1:

I just got another

Case of the fuck its

Tryna rid this debt

But I can't budget (budge it)

Fuck the french

I say buffet (buff it)

And fuck your bitch

Blow my trumpet

Toot my horn

And then tug it

Laurens skirt

Im tryna get up it

It was uphill, HAHA

Now switch subjects

Ill start it off

With a discussion

Im the King and

Ill do a rain check (reign check)

Well Im dope

And I make sense

You're not ILL

Like safe sex

The King of Hip Hop

Defining greatness

Paid my dues

With my paychecks

When I fuck

I don't use latex

Im only here cause

Y'all are basic

My only fear

Ill end up famous, Come on

(Chorus)

[Scratches] this for hip hop heads x2

[Scratches] everyone else fuck your opinions

Verse 2:

Imma surfer

Then I watcher 8 mile

Only reason I rap

Is the .wav files

I won't whitewash

But Im afraid I will

Get blackmailed

Til I show great style

I get it

Most kids is wack

One thing you should know

This is Chad

Definition of

Spitting facts

Expositions bout

Giving Back

I write inverse 16 times backwards

I write in verse 16 lines faster

I got 16 rhymes mastered

I got 16 dimes battered

Tip your hat sir

Im fucking ornery

In math

The teacher did a number on me

Ignorance is what

This country taught me

So spare some change

So I can money laundry, Come on

(Chorus)

[Scratches] this for hip hop heads x2

[Scratches] everyone else fuck your opinions

Verse 3:

Im half-wit

And half stupid

Half prick

And half nuisance

Im wholesome

3-D and thats cubic

Beat you til you stop

Playing back music

Gat to your dome

Tim your sideburns

Chads in control

Of this cypher

Spit hot flows

Like a geyser

Flip hot coals, in the hole

With miners (minors)

Stop asking where my

Heads at

Cause when I write (right) hooks

My left jabs

Keep up peeps

My flow is exact

Whenever I pull up

Y'all step back

My slow watch is a

Set back

Late to my flight

Cause my jet lagged

Im so cold that

Time freezes

So nice I timeshare

My time pieces

(Chorus)

[Scratches] this for hip hop heads x2

[Scratches] everyone else fuck your opinions

Outro :

Yo Im gonna ask you to sing with me... 1...2...3...

(Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, NaNa Nah, Nah)

(singing along in the background)

Is there an emcee doper than me?

(Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, NaNa Nah, Nah)

(singing along in the background)

Anyone out there fucking with me?

(Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, NaNa Nah, Nah)

(singing along in the background)

No rappers are stepping to me

(Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, NaNa Nah, Nah)

(singing along in the background)

Can anyone match my expertise?

(Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, NaNa Nah, Nah)

(singing along in the background)

Will I ever go platinum?

(Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, NaNa Nah, Nah)

(singing along in the background)

HAHA Just kidding man. This bitch is like a magic 8 ball or something.Anyways get the fuck outta here with the wack shit. And step them bars up BOY!

(Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, NaNa Nah, Nah)

(singing along in the background)