Christmas Convoy

Santa! Santa! Look out for a rubber duck What the-? Uh, breaker 1-9, this here's the lead reindeer You got a copy on me, Frosty? Come on Ah, yeah, 10-4 there, Frosty, for sure, for sure By golly, sure hope we'd still have a holly jolly one, come on It's a big 10-4 there, Frosty Yeah, we definitely got our hands full tonight Good buddy, mercy shakes a life, we need a Christmas convoy Christmas convoy It was the dark of the moon and it was Christmas soon And only a day away D.O.T. was cracking down, and the toys had been delayed We were stuck in a drift at the old North Pole With eight mighty anxious reindeer And if Santa didn't get some help Well, Christmas wouldn't come this year We need a Christmas convoy, this ain't no silent night Yeah, we need a Christmas convoy, jingle bells and Christmas lights Come on and join our convoy, nothing's gonna get in our way Santa and his Christmas convoy in his great big Peterbilt sleigh Christmas convoy Uh, breaker Frosty, this here's old red nose, yeah You wanna move it on over for Santa? Yeah, 10-4, he's greasy side up But we're 'bout to turn this salt-shaker out Well, we all pulled outta the old North Pole Ears on, eyes open wide But we were shaking the bushes and looking for bears In our triple digit ride Now that wiggle wagon had his bird dog on As it hovered above the ground A red, green and white for chicken lights Decked out and loud and proud We got a Christmas convoy, this ain't no silent night Yeah, we got a Christmas convoy, jingle bells and Christmas lights Come on and join our convoy, nothing's gonna get in our way Santa and his Christmas convoy in his great big Peterbilt sleigh Christmas convoy Ah, Frosty, yeah, we're 10-33, back the door now You're gonna have to back off the hammer a bit Because we're double nickel and 'bout to hit the big road Well, the big elf blew the doors off His eight-reindeer powered ride And he flew on past the bear's den in Georgia overdrive Went on the black ice up ahead, there proved to be a pinch A barricading roadblock had been set up by the Grinch Well, there were teddy bears And cars and trucks and toys of every size Tethering out of the top of Santa's shiny ride But Santa wouldn't back 'em up no matter what the cost 'Cause if he let that old Grinch stop us This year's Christmas would be lost Ah! Rudolph to Santa's better half Ah, yeah, Mrs. Claus, you're gonna wear your bumper out If you don't back off a bit, we're coming up on Antler alley And we need all the help we can get Well, the Grinch and all his henchmen Lined up on the road ahead And Santa rolled his window down And his nose and cheeks turned red He pulled his hat on low and tight and put the hammer down And with a ho, ho, ho, he was slingin' snow Singing Santa Claus is coming to town (then, forward) We got a Christmas convoy, this ain't no silent night Yeah, we got a Christmas convoy, jingle bells and Christmas lights Come on and join our convoy, nothing's gonna get in our way Santa and his Christmas convoy in his great big Peterbilt sleigh Christmas convoy Yeah, 10-4, Frosty, what's your 20? Guitar town, well (Christmas convoy) They oughta know what to do with them toys down there For sure, well, mercy sakes good buddy (Christmas convoy) We're gonna back on outta here So, keep the Grinch off your back and the toys in the sack Christmas convoy We'll catch you next Christmas This here's old red nose in the lead We gone, bye, bye (Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho) (Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho) (Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho)