Getting Ready

Only got one shot –

Better get it right

I'm getting ready

Gotta look real hot

When it's Friday night

I'm getting ready!

I'm getting ready today

I'm getting ready to say

"I'm not that weird geek you think I must be"

I'm getting ready to move

I'm getting ready to prove

Kendra just needs a sex god like me

On Friday night, I'll be the hometown hero

Gotta cut my nails…

If this goes right, then I'll be free and clear

Gotta shave my beard…

And if it goes as planned

Patrice will understand

Some prices are worth paying when your dreams come true…

I'm getting ready for her!

I'm getting ready, yes, sir!

Ready for passion, delight and romance!

I'm getting ready to go!

I'm getting ready and knowing

I may only get this one chance-

There, in the dark of the Appleton Cinema

Free from the public's prying eyes

There, with the girl in the chair beside me

I can reveal my Big Surprise!

There, while the rest of the crowd's immersed in

All of the blood vessels onscreen burstin'

Kendra will get to be the first in

Line to realize:

Here comes the Tongue!

Here it comes, here it comes!

Here comes the Tongue!

Here it comes, here it comes!

Here comes the-

Tolubalubalubalubalubalubalubalubalubalubalubalubalubalung!

Okay, just go through this with me one more time

Okay

If he does it and I let him…

You're a slut

Right

And if he wants to, but I stop him…

You're a tease

God

And if I let him and I like it…

You're a skank

Wow!

But he could also get his tongue stuck down your throat

Or try so kiss so hard, he chips one of your teeth

Or there's a million other ways that it could all go wrong

It doesn't matter if the urge to kiss him back is strong

You've got to hold that boy at bay

Step back from the edge and say:

"I'm a good girl, I don't do that

I'm a nice girl, put that away

I'm a good girl, keep your hands off!"

If you tell him that, then you'll be okay

What if it's just like this much?

When you got that solo in choir

It's 'cause I told you what to sing

When you got the lead in the fall school play

It's 'cause I coached you all last spring

When you got to be the head of the cheerleading squad

It's 'cause I taught you everything

Think of all the things I should have had you got instead

Because you did just what I said!

"You're a good girl!"

"You don't do that!"

"You're a good girl!"

Don't question me!

"You're a good girl!"

"You don't do that!"

Koh-amar...

Ha'El adoshem...

Boray Hashamayim

Venotayhem...

I’m getting ready to do

Something that makes them

Accept me at last!

  

"I'm a good girl!"

But he's soooo cute

Listen, Lucy…

But I could be his girlfriend!

"I'm a good girl…

I don't do that!"

I could be his girlfriend!

If I could get her out of the way

But now I just don't know what to say!

I've got to get ready for him!

I'm getting ready, it's true!

I'm getting ready to do

Something that makes her

Accept me at last!

I'm getting ready, all right!

Nothing can stop me tonight!

Tonibalbalubalubalubalubalubalubaluba!

I'm getting ready!

Ready!

Ready!

Check me out!

Now!