Assholes and Cheeseburgers

Assholes and Cheeseburgers I hate my friends and tofu's murder But we get along And you'll never know why I wrote this song Assholes and Cheeseburgers Mix em both together in a perfect merger And everyone will know when you're alone Cause you'll hurt your neck and you could burn down your home It is just my way Of saying that I care I'm telling you guys That I'll always be there Never giving up Even when things look bad Good food, good friends, and good times to be had Buttholes and veggie rolls Mix em both together it'll take its toll And it's no surprise That it's gonna go straight to your thighs And we don't even realize All the good times that we made So grab another beer and fix another plate It is just my way Of saying that I care I'm telling you guys That I'll always be there Never giving up Even when things look bad Good food, good friends, and good times to be had I won't be your cab When you're too drunk to drive I'll be drunk too And no one would survive And I won't do your dishes Or pick up your trash Cause we're all best friends And this loves gonna last It is just my way Of saying that I care I'm telling you guys That I'll always be there Never giving up Even when things look bad Good food, good friends, and good times to be had