Stop

Ironically, I need to scare you straight Because this should not be how we roll We get these ideas and we just can't wait But there is a price You want to do slash have it all Because you have no impulse control So before you snap, tag, like, or god forbid call Here is my advice Stop When you send five texts And you get none back So you want to send a sixth one Stop You gotta stop Stop When you're failing math 'cause you think it's more attractive To guys if you're stupid Stop Do better and stop I know it's hard but try Don't instantly gratify My god, girl, he's just a guy You really need to stop Stop You're going to make a mess And then who's going to get the mop? This guy! When you talk And you talk 'til you can't get calm It keeps coming out like Word vomit. Stop! Eat a cracker and stop Cady, we all make bad choices, sometimes. Damian, tell her about Phillip Oh, at art camp, I played Lumiere And the Beast and I had a fling I'd run my fingers through his hair Well, beast. So, fur His second show was Anything Goes And his co-star was some female thing And when they kissed Which by the way, gross I wanted to murder her But no one told me stop stalking him And that pasty catholic girl Who is playing Hope Harcourt Of course, cause, basic Stop Stop, stop, stop! I couldn't stop Dude, you really need to stop Stop Posting comments on Youtube As four different people That her "De-Lovely" was pitchy Stop Stop, stop, stop! I really had to stop He didn't stop 'Cause when you feel attacked That's a feeling, not a fact Don't jump online and react You really need to stop Stop Picking at the emotional zit That you can't pop Four whole weeks I trolled and dissed her Then I found out She was his sister! Stop! Hashtag obsessed, stop Stop! And now he won't talk to me, And he won't accept my edible arrangements. Ladies, what have you learned from your worst ideas? Oh! Stop When you think to yourself Should I get a tattoo Of the Chinese word for wisdom? Stop Check the spelling and stop! It means bucket Stop When you're babysitting kids And you make them go to bed So you can take their mom's oxy Stop Stick to vodka and stop Stop When you have a huge crush on a boy And he asks you to send nude pics And you're like "Wow, he likes me." So you send them But don't crop your head off 'cause you're only thirteen And don't know any better And i guess his friends shared them 'cause now you're all over A porn site called "Amateur Tweens." Stop! 'Cause I'm actually a human being a not a prop Think before posting... Sending... Tattooing! Stop Good work, ladies, let's take a break. A-five-six-seven-eight! Stop Stop Jesus As right as it might seem To overshare, troll or meme That's just low self esteem In your brain like a bull in a china shop Stop Being glued to your phone Counting followers and likes and ignoring your friends She's leaving just like my dad Stop, stop, stop We can't stop Stop, stop, stop We can't stop Stop, stop, stop You really gotta Stop Honestly, everyone stop