Work of Art

You belong in the spotlight On the wall of the Tate In a ten-megawatt light 'Cause your brushwork's so great You're the next phase in feminine You're a Lichtenstein dot You're a bed with Tracy Emin in You're Grayson Perry's next pot Work of art, work of art You're a perfect work of art Mona Lisa, this is she, Sir With a smile to melt your heart Work of art, work of art You're a perfect work of art Like Picasso, so kick ass, oh I just don't know where to start Work of art Work of art You're Yoko Ono on vinyl (oh, you just raised the bar) You're a canvas that's blank (watch your value increase) You're a Duchamp urinal (see how precious you are) You're half a dead cow in a tank (you're the school masterpiece) Work of art, work of art You're a perfect work of art Mona Lisa, this is she, Sir With a smile to melt your heart Work of art, work of art You're a perfect work of art Like Picasso, so kick ass, oh I just don't know where to start Work of art I'd teach you a lesson, Jamie I told you all your best chance at life was to keep things real But there's always one who thinks I don't mean them And surprise, surprise Jamie New, it's you! The work of art! But a work of art is nothing if it's not put on show, Jamie Come on, then Put on a show! The glamour! The light! Center of attention! This is it, Jamie I hope it's everything you've ever wanted This is everything I ever wanted My stage My audience My dancers All eyes on me You wanna look? Keep looking I'll be in drag tonight at Legs 11 So come along if you dare You're just a boy in a dress! Oh, Dean A boy in a dress is something to be laughed at But a drag queen is something to be feared And I am a drag queen! Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are, oh You're the biz, you're the biz, you're the biz, yeah Superstar, superstar, superstar, oh You're the shiz, you're the shiz, the shiz yeah You're so neat, you're so neat, you're so neat, yo Off the chart, off the chart, the chart, yeah Super sweet, super sweet, super sweet, oh Work of art, work of art, work of art, yeah Work of art, work of art, work of art, yeah Work of art, work of art Yes, I am your work of art You won't shame me, you should frame me I'm a Jamie work of art Work of art, work of art Gonna blow your world apart I'm offending, I'm a trending, gender-bending Gender-blending, gender-pending Gender-ending and transcending Work of art