Tide Pods

Lost cause, sweat sock

Crunchier than a cockroach on a corncob

Sad dog dot com

Cleaning up for a laundromat flashmob

Hodgepodge, got a dad bod

Sittin' on the couch eatin' Tide Pods

While watchin' Hot Rod

Cool beans, cool beans

Cool beans, cool beans

Cool beans, cool beans

Cool beans

Cool beans