Passamashloddy

I've been bringing cures from Pilgrim Heights to Provincetown Treated rabbit fever down on Queen Anne Road Gout or gastritis, mumps or bronchitis Bites and burns and blue abrasions Got a pill for all occasions Little Sippewisse was so nice to visit And Scroggy Neck is lovely to recall But through all my trips Good Lord there's one place One corner, one town on my lips Why it's-- Poddomaquassy, uh, Paquamasoddy No, no Passamamassy, Quoddamapoddy, Passamadaddy Quoddamapassy, Passamahoddy Oh, I know It's Passamashloddy No! It's Passamaquoddy! Of course, that's what I meant to say I took your drug for losing weight and now I'm a blob But now there's so much more of you to love I wiped out impetigo on the banks of Buttermilk Flu is under firm control in Powder Hole Terminus potions, tablets and lotions Major news in modern science Step up now and join my clients Spent a day in Buzzard's Bay They couldn't keep me there Even turned away from Kingdom Hall They probably threw you out My hair was gray and thanks to you it turned into pink But that color, it's so becoming We're gonna wash your phony tonics right down the sink My friends, you've seen a miracle and you'll see many more People will come pouring in from land and sea We'll have centers for testing Let's start investing Keep those dimes and dollars mounting I'll collect I'll do the counting Everyone who lives here will be strong and healthy You'll be getting richer by the day Hear them acclaim us This town will be famous The whole wide world will look at us and say It's... Poddomaquassy, no, Paquamasoddy Qu-Qu-Quoddamapassy, Quoddamadaddy Dappaddy, Dappamossy, Quoddapossy Pwassapwassa, Passaquassa Pass-a-ma-quod-dy!