Taffy

One, two, three My friend's got a bruise on his leg A bruise on his leg every time you speak My friend's got a bruise on his leg Where I press my knee every time you speak Actually, bottom line You tell the truth sometimes Sometimes you tell the truth Like you're pulling taffy My friend's got a bruise on his arm A bruise on his arm every time you speak My friend's got a bruise on his arm Where I shove my elbow every time you speak Actually, bottom line You tell the truth sometimes And sometimes you tell the truth Like you're pulling taffy Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, oh Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa My friend's got a bruise on his ribs Where I poke my finger every time you speak My friend's got a bruise on his ribs His rib cage is now numb every time you speak Actually, bottom line You tell the truth sometimes And sometimes you tell the truth Like you're pulling taffy Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, oh Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, oh Whoa, whoa, oh