David

It was a matter of time, Before he fell through That roof on a Friday night (Uh oh) And he was lucky to be alive But he never listens to me And David answered the front door It was a charity He should have given more, (Uh oh) I used to think He was really poor But then I caught A look at his TV Strange, Stranger things have happened Since he crashed his car As the paramedics picked him up He said to them, "Let's do it all again" Roll out of bed And into routine It takes a moron to know one And he knows me (uh oh) He makes a meal Out of everything, But he's never had Me round for tea It was a matter of time, Before he fell through That roof on a Friday night (Uh oh) And he was lucky to be alive But he never listens to me Strange, Stranger things have happened Since he crashed his car As the paramedics picked him up He said to them, "Let's do it all again" [X3]