Crew Slut

Central Scrutinizer: But one night, at the Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up . . . She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free... Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these Industrial towns I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired Of all the local clowns They never give you no respect They never treat you nice So perhaps you oughta try A little friendly advice And be a CREW SLUT Hey, you'll love it Be a CREW SLUT It's a way of life Be a CREW SLUT See the world Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus CREW SLUT Add water makes its own sauce Be a CREW SLUT So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite The boys in the crew Are just waiting for you You never to get move around You never go nowhere I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired Of all the guys out there You always wondered what it's like To go from place to place So, darlin', take a little ride On the mixer's face Be a CREW SLUT Just follow the magic footprints Be a CREW SLUT Hey, you'll love it! Be a CREW SLUT It's a way of life I ain't gonna squash it And you don't need to wash it! CREW SLUT Hey, I'll buy you a pizza CREW SLUT Of course I'll introduce you to Warren The boys in the crew Are only waiting for you Well you been to Alabama, girl, 'N' Georgia too 'N' all the boys in the crew Is bein' good to you I know yer sayin' to yourself 'This is the way to go' 'Cause when you need a little extra They will give you some mo' 'Cause you're the CREW SLUT Eh, hah ha, I'm into leather... That's good! A lot of the boys in the crew Love leather... And rubber... Yeh, they like rubber too... shrink-tubing With a hair dryer... Road Crew Trade your spot on the bench For a guy with a wrench And be a... Ha ha ha... You like that, huh? I told you you'd love it... It's a way of life! Road Crew The guys in the crew Have got a present for you! Ren nah naaah x3 A present for me? Road Crew Ren nah naaah x3 Hmmm, we got a present for you! Road Crew Ren nah naaah x3 Whaddya got? Road Crew Ren nah naaah Whaddya gonna give me? Road Crew Ren nah naaah x2 It looks just like a Telefunken U-47 You'll love it... With Leather? Central Scrutinizer: Eh errr, eh eh... This is, eh, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again... And so Mary was enticed away from Joe By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket Lured into a life of SLEAZERY With the entire road crew of some Famous Rock Group (I don't know whether it was really Toad-O or not ...I don't know... I'll check it out) Again we see MUSIC Causing BIG TROUBLE!