Come Blow Your Horn

Make like a Mister Milquetoast and you'll get shutout

Make like a Mister Meek and you'll get cut out

Make like a little lamb and wham you're shorn

I tell you, chum, it's time to come blow your horn

Make like a Mister Mumbles and you're a zero

Make like a Mister Big, they dig a hero

You've got to sound your A the day you're born

I tell you, chum, it's time to come blow your horn

The taller the tree is, the sweeter the peach

I'll give you the whole magilla in a one-word speech, reach

Make like the world's your pudding but light the brandy

Even the mildest kiss is a dan-dan-dandy

There'll be no love in bloom come doomsday morn

I tell you, chum, it's time to come blow your horn

In civilized jungles females adore

The lions who come on swingin' if you wanna score, roar

You can be either read to or be the reader

You can be either lead or be the leader

Don't wait until you're told you're old and worn

Take in some air and get your lips puckered

Before you find you're simply too tuckered

I'll tell you, chum, it's time to come blow your horn

Blow your horn

I tell you, chum, it's time to come blow your horn