Genie Medley

Oh, wait (you know), what? Wait, wait, wait, wait (what?) Well, Alan, he gets the ballads, he gets three of them (You want a ballad?) He gets three of them I'd like a ballad (tada, alright) You know-, okay, well (gi-give him the ballad) I'm the genie, da, da, da, da, da Well, ca-ca-can we do a ballad you wrote? (Sure) okay, I found one I can do the ballad now (do it), okay I have often dreamed of a far-off place Where a hero's welcome will be waiting for me Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face And a voice keeps saying this is where I'm meant to be I'll be there someday, I can go the distance I will find my way if I can be strong I know every mile will be worth my while When I go the distance, I'll be right where I belong (We gotta get the genie a ballad now) Yeah, we gotta get the genie a ballad See? See? (No, see) I can do it (What else you got on that list there?) I got another ballad, but it's a little bit different, um, "Kiss the Girl" That? Yes, you read my mind Wanna help me out with this? (You got it) okay, good There you see her, sitting there across the way She don't got a lot to say, but there's something about her And you don't know why, but you're dying to try You wanna kiss the girl Yes, you want her, look at her, you know you do And possible she wants you to, there is one way to ask her It don't take a word, not a single word Go on and kiss the girl, sing with me now Sha-la-la-la-la-la, my oh my, look like the boy too shy Ain't gonna kiss the girl (wow-wow) Sha-la-la-la-la-la, ain't that sad? A little shame, too bad You're gonna miss the girl Oh, oh, I got an idea (what's this?) This time, I'll, I-I'll be the small guy and you be the big guy (Alright) No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston No one's neck as incredibly thick as Gaston For there's no man in ten half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on No one's been like Gaston, a kingpin like Gaston No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating My, what a guy, that Gaston (Oh, you know this one?) Ye-yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah (Don't you know this one?) Yeah, alright Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll Person of the Week in every Greek opinion poll What a pro, Herc could stop a show Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO He was a no one, a zero, zero Now he's a hot shot, he's a hero He was a kid with his act down pat From zero to hero in no time flat Zero to hero, just like that (Alright) there, see? That's the kind of stuff I'd like to do in the show (Alright, let's do it)