Don't Look At Me

Ben, it's me. 

(sung)

Now, folks, we bring you

Di-rect from Phoenix

Live and in person

Sally Durant!

Here she is at last

Twinkle in her eye

Hot off the press

Strictly a mess

Nevertheless...

Hi, Ben...

No, don't look at me—

Please, not just yet

Why am I here? This is crazy!

No, don't look at me—

I know that face

You're trying to place

The name...

Say something, Ben, anything

No, don't talk to me

Ben, I forget

What were we like? It's so hazy!

Look at these people

Aren't they eerie?

Look at this party

Isn't it dreary?

I'm so glad I came

So-

I just look at us...

Fat...

Turning gray...

Still playing games

Acting crazy

Isn't it awful?

God. how depressing—

Me, I'm a hundred

You, you're a blessing—

I'm so glad I came!

What we need is a drink.