Drunk, Pissed, and Coked Up

Drunk, pissed and coked up

Turn me loose, I'll whoop your ass

I'll whoop anybody in here

I'm a lawnmower, your ass is grass

Drunk, pissed and coked up

And damn good-looking too

I'll whoop your ass and love your woman

When I'm a-through whoopin' you

Yeah, your momma told you, you was cute

Big and handsome and all that stuff

You got some skank to blow your skin flute

And now you think you're tough

Lord, I'm drunk, pissed and coked Up

Turn me loose, I'll whoop your ass

I'll whoop anybody in here

I'm a lawnmower, your ass is grass

Drunk, pissed and coked up

And damn good-looking too

I'll whoop your ass and love your woman

When I'm a-through whoopin' you

I'll whoop your ass and love your woman

When I'm a-through whoopin' you