For Egon

So you found me outside in the rain That was pouring from a rain-making device Not unlike the ones they used to use for Hollywood movies Or photoshoots Now that's all gone there's only Youtube and cute bird breeds You'll never see in real life And that's all right Let cyber collision warm you tonight Cyber collision warm you tonight Let cyber collision warm you tonight Warm you tonight So you found me inside of a screen Singing like that bird you'd never seen With shiny clothes and neon gold rainbow colored hair How dare you stare If it weren't for contingencies Like ice cream, open-airs, and ecstasy We'd never have met At least not probably, I mean there's still the odd chance But I'm getting carried away My point is that it's amazing That, and how we met And I'm thankful every day Every day I'm thankful every day Now I've turned the page again There's nothing there But wait Let's build up some suspense "why r u so cold" You been sleeping all alone again Soon I'ma come home Equally rich with love and devotion and Currencies with which we can spend weeks in bed Ordering Vietnamese or pizza with soft drinks whenever we like We'll live like queens And that ain't the best of it I want a kid But wait — not yet —no worries I just love you lots, that's all babe And I miss every fucking pore of your dark skin Darling So you found me inside of a screen Singing like that bird you'd never seen With shiny clothes and neon gold rainbow colored hair If it weren't for contingencies Like ice cream, open-airs, and ecstasy We'd never have met At least not probably, I mean there's still the odd chance But I'm getting carried away again