Now it's a proven fact that a human can survive
On chicken-topped Raman and Keystone Light
I mean a '92 Lincoln will fit sideways through a cattle gaurd
Turns out Green Bay redheads are ringers at beer pong
And settin' fire to a straw Resistol
Will you get you and your buddies, escorted face first out of a bar
And you can hide five guys in a 3 foot wide girl's dormroom closet
Some things I learned in college
A few thousand dollars at three percent interest
But, the money well spent was a pull to tuition
It was a nighttime wasted on a lifetime of priceless knowledge
Since then I've never used Algebra, or even my degree
But when it comes to my sights, I'm the classroom PhD
I wouldn't trade anything for the things I learned in college
Now, you can cram a 4-year degree into fourteen semesters
And you should never date the sister of your Biology professor
And it's the oldest bit of truth, Taco Bell tastes better after 2am
The cops don't seem to find toga parties funny
And you find out who your friend are, when you need bail money
And if you learn a few chords, that guitar is as good as any wingman
And your old man's advice starts to sound a whole lot smarter
Just some things I learned on
A few thousand dollars at three percent interest
But, the money well spent was a pull to tuition
It was a nighttime wasted on a lifetime of priceless knowledge
Since then I've never used Algebra, or even my degree
But when it comes to my sights, I'm the classroom PhD
I wouldn't trade anything for the things I learned in college
Since then I've never used Algebra, or even my degree
But when it comes to my sights, I'm the classroom PhD
I wouldn't trade anything
No, I wouldn't trade anything for the things I learned in college
Yeah the things I learned in college
