Midwest moms in tankinis
Treating Myrtle Beach like a trip to the keys
Crockpot meals and Miller Lite
Crimped Vidal Sassoon to keep them curlers tight
Midwest moms are the best
Pepperoni rolls and the PTA
Got the cellar ready for the Y2K
Hamburger Helper on a Friday night
Bird doggin' your friends, keep them lips sealed tight
Midwest moms are the best
She's the rock, the ship, the home
She can make a sweet meatloaf
Bob Seger and Virginia Slims
Hard tack candy and some peppermints
Hit the Tanger outlets for a weekend away
Discount motel with the Triple A
Midwest moms are the best
She's the rock, the ship, the home
She can make a sweet meatloaf
Midwest moms are the best
