At the risk of sounding fairly basic
Even a little scared to say it
I'm giving head and I don't care if the oven is on
Someone's about to get reviewed insanely
Because they left behind their baby
They always say right after tasting it
I don't know why I was always so scared of it
Like Larry David
Passed out on pain meds
And I wanna do stupid things with you
Ay-oh ay-oh ay-oh
Maybe we didn't nail it, but hey
At least no one hated it
As I'm browsing all the points of interest
On your naked unlisted business
Turn on the camera take out your hairnet
Concern all our parents
They outdo us on the barbecue
But who can fit three bodies on just one barstool?
I wanna do this every night with you
Let them eat their macaroons
The way we phrase it
Will make or break it
And I wanna do stupid things with you
Ay-oh ay-oh ay-oh
Maybe we didn't nail it
But hey, at least no one hated it
Our melted faces are getting hastened
Out of the venue by screaming cavemen
We tried to make it less complicated
But hey, at least no one hated it
