I'm Getting Nuttin' for Christmas

One, two, three, four! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad I broke my bat on Johnny's head Somebody snitched on me I hid a frog in sister's bed Somebody snitched on me I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug I made Tommy eat a bug Bought some gum with a penny slug And somebody snitched on me Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad I won't be seeing Santa Clause Somebody snitched on me He won't come visit me because Somebody snitched on me Next year I'll be goin' straight Next year I'll be good, just wait I'd start now, but it's too late 'Cause somebody snitched on me Oh-oh-oh-oh I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad You'd better be good, whatever you do 'Cause if you don't, I'm warning you You'll get nuttin' for Christmas Nuts! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas (hey, hey!) Mommy and Daddy are mad (they're so mad!) I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas (hey, hey!) 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad Well I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Because I contributed to the greenhouse affect Which is melting polar ice caps Which melts the North Pole Where Santa Clause lives; he's mad (poor Santa) Stop