Flat Earth Theme

I met a girl named Bertha She said she was a flat earther On her way to the conference I said, "you know that that's nonsense?" She said, "this shit's not nonsense," "You don't even know," "Have you heard my silence?" I said, "what about science?" And she said, "science don't give me no love" I got talking to Linda She was out on a bender Flickin' through Tinder I said, "how's that working for you?" She said, "it's not working," "It's regret and embarrassment lurking," "But it's late and I'm lonely and hurting," "And where else can I get me some love?" Holding on for dear life Always the bridesmaid but never the bride A billion tiny islands in the ocean All these characters I dream Variations on a theme Variations on a theme Variations on a theme I met a boy called Casper He's a worldwide traveller Talking about ayahuasca As he stares into his pasta He said, "I probably shouldn't fly so much," "Probably shouldn't get high so much," "But I'm a lonely hedonist and my therapist says" "I need to find ways to love myself" How could I forget Brian Opened the floodgates without even trying I missed my stop on that train 'Cause I got a lot of time for a grown man crying He said, "she loves me and I love him and he loves she" Still spinning a bottle on the topmost shelf And looking for love like everyone else Holding on for dear life Always the bridesmaid but never the bride A billion tiny islands in the ocean All these characters I dream Variations on a theme Variations on a theme Variations on a theme Holding on for dear life Holding on for dear life (like everyone else) Holding on for dear life (like everyone else) Holding on for dear life (like everyone else) Holding on for dear life (like everyone else) Holding on for dear life (like everyone else) Holding on for dear life (like everyone else) Holding on for dear life (like everyone else) Holding on for dear life (like everyone else) Holding on for dear life (like everyone else) Holding on for dear life Holding on for dear life