An Apple a Day (When You're Not Around)

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away but I don't know if that’s true

And if the early bird really gets the worm then why haven’t I got a clue

And when I knock on wood as I should is luck to me actually due

When life’s a piece of cake, I’m wide awake at 4 am you’ll see me, you will

Oh I’m so, so happy when you’re not around

Oh I’m dancing, smiling, not underground

It feels so good to just hang on out

And I’m so, so happy when you’re not around

I’ve never had much fun, can’t even dye my hair... why, you may ask

I’ve always just been so stupidly scared for reasons soon to pass

But now I wanna go completely crazy the world is my oyster, and vast

This may be a short term mood I’m in right now but here’s to hoping it won’t pass

Hey world get ready for me this minute, I’m getting off my ass

Oh I’m so, so happy when you’re not around

Oh I’m dancing, smiling, not underground

It feels so good to just hang on out

And I’m so, so happy when you’re not around

Oh I’m so, so happy when you’re not around

Oh I’m dancing, smiling, not underground

It feels so good to just hang on out

And I’m so fucking happy when you’re not around

I'm fucking happy when you're not around