Jumper / Cable

The doom box croons as two bit tubular tunes rock When sitting next to lucifer it tends to be too hot Not warm its about time you got warned He put his cock in the popcorn Teaching you a lesson when you're reaching cuz you want more Rubbing with the butter soon you're gonna feel a hot squirt The audacity the bastard passed on the receipt Imagine meeting a demon whos always in heat He's got your cherry he's got your soul He's got you bent over a chair he's holding the remote You're the doom box now oh wicked tricks You take triple a batteries specifically triple six The doom box keeps bumping til the moon drops My gyrating is making you primates migrate to Utah So you think you're holier than me My mother was a whiffle ball my father was swiss cheese It's the year two thousand and something who's counting You only know the mountain when jumping It's the year two thousand and something who's counting You only know the mountain when jumping So jump jump jump jump When your eyes glaze over I am the controller leap then look it over I get you Hold the bottle horizontal then open your throat Known to fondle hopeless monsters I roll with the top down All the better to ingest you with A pessimist by nature educated in hatred medicine taker Overdosing on going sober I hope my soul can hold on to it's horses ignore the forces Playing to sway your judgement I find I'm most snug in the place where your tongue is I love it when inhibitions get low Got people wondering where'd the remote go Matter over grey matter because the bottles better Now you're a lot of bitter bitching about the final battle I'm just trying to find my cattle Put a hoof to the sky if your mind is fragile Watch time unravel at a startling speed Life is hard when you're harvesting meat Why you worried little child Your babysitters gone and died So why the fuss and why the cries You're free to run and play tonight It's the year two thousand and something Who's counting you can only know the mountain when jumping It's the year two thousand and something who's counting You only know the mountain when jumping It's the year two thousand and something who's counting You only know the mountain when jumping It's the year two thousand and something who's counting You only know the mountain when jumping So jump jump jump When your eyes glaze over I am the controller leap then look it over I get you turned on