I want to improve my cardiovascular my making my legs

And my feet move quicker than they ever have before, so I've joined a running club

But not an ordinary running club, no it's a running club that's owned

And ran specifically by cows. Wanna join?

Jog, beef, jog

I'm telling ya

We're all running with bovine tonight, I said...

Jog, beef, jog

I'm feeling it

Running with these cows just feels right

Running up a hill with a cow

Running down the street with a cow

Specifically contacting Reebok and telling them

To make bovine footwear for competitive running cows

That's all I want, that's all I've ever needed, do it now. Signed, all the cows. Got it?

Jog, beef, jog

I'm telling ya

We're all running with bovine tonight, I said...

Jog, beef, jog

I'm feeling it

Running with these cows just feels right

Scientists have proved that cows mental health can increase if you let them run or jog So why not just chuck them in the Olympics like, we could do that

We could have a dairy Daley Thompson, or a bolognese based Zola Budd, or a beefy Steve Cram, throwing a discus as far

As he can using his hooves trying to bed a bird in the audience with his bovine knob

Cows have got teeth

Cows have shoulders

Cows have got teeth. Teeth

It's a good idea

Jog, beef, jog

I'm telling ya

We're all running with bovine tonight, I said...

Jog, beef, jog

I'm feeling it

Running with these cows just feels right

Jog, beef, jog

I'm telling ya

We're all running with bovine tonight, I said...

Jog, beef, jog

I'm feeling it

Running with these cows just feels right