Last on the List

Here we are, the whole human race Making a mess of simply spinning through space Christ on a bike, how hard can it be? Intelligent life, man, you could've fooled me Give me a reason, if you like, take your time When it comes to the front we're at the back of the line If Jesus comes back I think he'd talk with a frown If Jesus comes back I think I'll drink 'til I drown Welcome to the party Everybody argue amongst yourselves And if you wanna punch the guy that you came with Well, that's alright Hallelujah, praise the Lord Maybe he'll save us when he gets bored Or maybe we're last on his really long list Or maybe the fact is he doesn't exist Whether you know, or whether you don't If you think it's up to others to keep you afloat Be nice to your neighbors Give your mother more hugs Be nice to the people that give you free drugs Welcome to the party Everybody argue amongst yourselves And if you wanna punch the guy that you came with Well, that's alright Hallelujah, praise the Lord Maybe he'll save us when he gets bored Or maybe we're last on his really long list Or maybe the fact is he doesn't exist Johnny can sing and Rukky can pray But does he ever hear the words they say? Pam-pa-pa-ra-ra-ram Hallelujah, praise the Lord Maybe he'll save us when he gets bored Or maybe we're last on his really long list Or maybe the fact is he doesn't exist Hallelujah, screw the Lord He's not gonna save us, he never gets bored We're not even last on his really long list I'll tell you the fact is he doesn't exist